Perhaps I misunderstood. I used some very thin wires with alligators on each end to connect pos to pos and neg to neg and kept checking them but they didn't even get warm. After an hour, they were both 12.5 so I disconnected them and installed them in the battery box.
The weird thing is while they were charging, I could hear a very faint sound from the batteries, almost like a very faint hissing or maybe a very faint bubbling. It was still happening after an hour so I disconnected the crappy mobility charger. The sound stopped after a minute or two and they both tested 13.3V.
My crappy charger puts out 29.4V/2A then floats at 27.4V/.5A. Without temperature compensation, this is within the battery specs for the first stage and .2V over the max float voltage. The air conditioner is blowing on the battery box. I guess I need a new charger but I can't afford the ZXD.
Is this normal?

The battery box is up on a table. In the past I've always charged the batteries in the scooter so it's possible this has happened before and I just didn't hear it.