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Postby Burgerman » 15 Mar 2025, 20:38

Socialism: You have two cows.
The state takes one (wealth redistribution). And tax you to give to those with no cow. Now you cant make a profit, so go bust and then you have to sign on to the free money unemployment line. Eventually, everyone is in the line... :clap

Communism: You have two cows.
The state takes both and gives you a ration of milk. And they dont have enough to go around and they dont know how to run a farm. So same as socialism.

Capitalism: You have two cows.

You sell one, buy a bull, and build a thriving herd. Make profit, breed more cows, employ others to help, who also get money, fill up the shelves, everyone can afford meat and milk. And there now IS meat and milk for all who can now afford it too.

Labour: You have two cows.

The state takes both, drinks the milk, eats the cows, and leaves you the bill. If you object you are a far right extremist and get locked up.
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