WheelchairDriver

Merry Christmas and happy New Year 2026!

And you.
My christmas cracker joke.

A snowman having a temper tantrum is also having a?















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Meltdown.

I am not religous. Its all nonsense, imaginary freind stuff that only the delusional can "believe". Mentally retarded if you ask me. Or at very east lackig any kind of sane reasoning. But each to their own. Anyone with a brain that has been conditioned and so literally re-wired this way cannot help it though.

I do like to relax and enjoy time off and watch good TV etc.

But I relax 365 days a year. So xmas is no different.
And the TV or rather its "content" died and ceased to be interesting or useful about 15 to 20 years back. I no longer ever watch linear or mainstream broadcasts of any type as its all woke, lefty, net zero socialist prpopaganda nonsense. And its got ads...

So what does that leave?
2 days.
Where the shops and businesses are now closed and you cant call or deal with anything because nobody goes to work...
Where you are innundated with visitors you spend all year avoiding.
Where even the internet is crap as theres no news, nothing interesting going on.
Where you can have a fancy meal. But I can do that any day...

So xmas is worse than normal days.

I just sent my carer off with a card to get me 2 kebabs... For the fridge. Will re-heat them on xmas day, boxing day, as my dinner. While I wait for the world to start up again.

Why did the turkey join the band?

Because he had the drumsticks.

What do you call a fear of Father xmas?

Clausdraphobia.

What do elves learn at school?
The Elvabet.