Your explanations are very clear. But to get a mental picture in one's brain in place of a string of words, one has to really concentrate... at least, I do. And you are so patient with slow and obtuse and rude people. And explain things in all different ways to help those of us who take a while. And btw thank you expresso for always asking millions of questions, I would never understand Burgerman the first time.
But ahem John you're not perfect, sometimes you don't understand other people, so you can relax about being all alone in your brilliance.
I told the girl in the butchers that I only eat stuff with a face. After I paid she asked what I meant. She hadnt figured it out in 5 mins.
Butcher shops, none of their stock has a face, not a single item. So if you're getting things to eat there, no wonder she didn't follow your reasoning. You haven't followed hers either for the whole day. She was totally sweet to ask and no dafter than you. And you followed it up with
I replied that I was the opposite to a vegetarian.
which is not an explanation, it's a crazy random thing to say.
If the intelligence of fishes were judged on their ability to ride bicycles and all that.